I need more movement in my life, and I needed a better way to commute the one-and-a-half-ish miles to work than walking (takes way too long) or driving (costs too much/can't park anywhere close to my work buildings).
More seriously, I've been looking for a visible way to be a better Coloradoan. There are so many strikes against me. I do not own any of the following.
-a Subaru (or an SUV more generally)
-a dog
-skis or a snowboard
-a kayak
-Keens/Toms/Chacos
-hiking boots
-specially formulated high-performance wool socks
-specialized, name-brand outdoor activity clothing in tan, gray, black, or dark colors purchased at REI, Jax, or other sporting goods stores, in general
-a Camelbak backpack
-backwoods camping gear
-a home brewing setup
-a McMansion precariously perched on the side of a mountain or plunked down in a housing development surrounded by corn and wheat fields that, until five years ago, was a field
-a ranch or farm
To be a good Coloradoan you should have at least 7 of these things.
The list of possessions in my favor is much shorter.
a ski coat with removable fleece jacket
a garden (rather than a CSA membership)
a guitar
Before I purchased my bicycle, the first list had yet another item in it, and I was truly a Midwesterner posing as a Coloradoan. Well, this bike upped my Coloradoan cred significantly - at least with the hipsters and Tour de Fat crowd. It is a lovely vintage step through Raleigh Sprite cruiser. I think it's older than me - probably a decade older. The only strikes against my cred this bike brings are that it has a new seat and was in excellent working order when I got it, so I don't get fixer-upper points. Bummer.
Maybe someday I'll get this state's uniform and portfolio of possessions pieced together. Maybe someday the cool kids will let me play with them at recess.
:)
| Did you know my bicycle was born in England? |
P.S. The preceding list was, of course, written somewhat tongue-in-cheek. Still, for those of you who think I made it all up, the uniform/portfolio is real. Come observe. You will find that I am making a credible report of the situation on the ground.



